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Start game.
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Character creation.
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Disappointed that goblin isn’t an option.
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Disappointed that class is linked to race but whatever it’s an old game.
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Can’t decide between making my character a half-elf druid avenger or gnome thief.
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Settle on druid avenger because playing as an eco-terrorist sounds fun.
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Become disappointed that druids can only be true neutral.
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I make my characters skin green and give them the old lady voice because fuck you game I wanted to make a goblin.
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Walk into the Inn.
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Insult every noble visiting the inn.
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Leave.
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Enter a house and get jumped by an assassin.
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Die.
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Lmao this game rules.
skull trap. when it’s not fireball, it’s skull trap. lightning bolts will just bounce back and kill you too. or shoot away into the forest and do nothing.