Ok, here’s what’s you’re gonna do. You’re gonna reach into your left pocket. There you will see the bottle of Ivermectin we left you. Now, you unscrew that bottle, but you won’t ingest it yourself. You see, ants cannot buy effective treatments to this new virus yet, so if you offer them that, they are gonna leave you alone. Then, once you have the energy to move again, you go and buy another bottle. Understand?

Hurry, contact Ants Canada so your sacrifice will be well documented.

Its okay sweaty covid is over just tell the ants

Can i have your laptop?

that’s pretty impressive, I’d at least let it ride until they’ve fully got you into their lair, just out of sheer logistical curiosity, at that point you’ll at least have conserved your energy to decide