Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
Just eat it. The whole thing. One sitting.
No wine pairing or side dish recommendations? Low effort comment smh
Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Everyone knows that, so it goes without saying.
Technically, that’s only for the liver.
For the primal cuts, you can use pork as a general guide, but for best results, you’ll also need to consider and match their dietary habits before deciding on your meal. The heavy sesame, garlic, and red pepper in a traditional Korean diet, or the curry in an Indian diet would clash with the delicate sweetness of an Easter-style ham, for example. You would want them finished with a traditional American or Eurocentric diet for such a dish.
Mmmm
Long pork
Never much cared for it.
Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.
Find a garage labelled “Dead N***** Storage”
I understand the reference, but this isn’t something you just say, man.
Wow, do this many people really not get the reference? I thought it was funny
Oh, it’s super easy. What’s your address?
It’s super easy, but it depends on your address.
You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.
Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread
Seems like greedy behavior
Call 911, forensics will deal with that for ya 😉
Be warned, they only take the body, you gotta hire a company for the rest of the mess.
Woodchipper. Just be sure to do it in the middle of the night when it’s impossible for anyone to hear you because they’re sleeping.
Hide it near a police station - who’d ever check near a police station? But make sure it’s very close to it - closer the better; it’s like a spit in their face.
Be mindful of a pig farmer
Only if the pigs have been starving for a few days….
The fuck … But also very interesting
The legend of scarabic lives on.
Gonna need a rug and some moving dollys
Disguise the body with a fake mustace, nose, and glasses. Now you got a carpool buddy.
Paint him brown or black. Nobody will bother to look, and if someone finds him, odds are great that they’ll find some gussied up excuse that he had it coming.
The old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find:
- somewhere they are pouring fresh concrete; or
- a newly dug grave awaiting a burial in the morning;
- slice open their gut and dump the weighted corpse out into deep water.
Then come back and tell us all about it.
From all the times this is asked on Reddit, apparently you put yogurt up the bum
Who did you kill this time?