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minus-squarewwaxen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months ago“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.” “And a half?” “Well, it’s 10 times, now.”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoThey’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoJesus: “Oh I’m coming, alright?!”
minus-squaredan1101@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoWithout sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.
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“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.”
“And a half?”
“Well, it’s 10 times, now.”
They’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.
Jesus: “Oh I’m coming, alright?!”
Without sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.