• kent_eh@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    When my wife insisted I put a porn blocker on the internet, I did some simple DNS tinkering, then told my son not to let his mother catch him bypassing the “blocker” I put on.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      When I was growing up we had the ultimate porn blocker.

      Dial up internet was far too slow to load more than about half an image per hour.

      • solstice@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        It would loan line by precious line. Should I look now and enjoy the suspense or wait ten minutes and see the whole pic in all of its glory? Usually I would be weak and sit there enjoying the anticipation…one line at a time…then finally, when you were so horny you just couldn’t take it anymore…you see her penis :/

        Kids today don’t know how good they got it.

    • LuckyCat@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      This blows my mind. Why not just push back on your wife for being ridiculous? I say this as a woman with two boys who has been married for 10 years.