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      4 years ago

      ZCZC-PEP-CDW-000000+0300-0081546-TWITTER


      URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

      CIVIL DANGER WARNING

      WHITE HOUSE DIRECT ALERT PEPS ACTIVE

      RELAYED BY CELLULAR NETWORKS AND NORAD

      346 PM CDT FRI JAN 08 2021


      THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE

      PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY.


      SISSY GRAYDON CARTER OF FAILING VANITY

      FAIR MAGAZINE AND OWNER OF BAD FOOD

      RESTAURANTS HAS A PROBLEM-HIS V.F.

      OSCAR PARTY IS NO LONGER “HOT”

      $$