• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him

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