Fucking baaaaaaased. How the hell was he ever allowed to make a Hollywood movie???

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Nah, Reagan was secretly Balam, Duke of Hell, in command of forty legions of demons. When we get the time machine up and running I’m going to pop back to 1959, blast him with some buckshot made from melted down altar bowls, and that should fix everything.

    Uh… kill kill kill blood shoot stab