Because according to God’s belt fearing people of the good book, atheists aren’t actually atheists but agents of the devil sent to earth to spread satanic mortal sins and blasphemy to make more people fall to the dark side.

Just to own the christos.

Satanists are by and large atheists, the cool ones are also left anarchists, the uncool ones are randians

they think everyone believes in god and we just lie that we don’t