• ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      It’s difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times