I’ll give mine to get the ball rolling.

There was a user that, before getting banned, declared that every single living human being alive on Earth right now should not exist because no one had the benefit of a pre-conception device on hand to somehow determine each individual’s consent to exist before they started to exist.

I don’t know if that take would make David Benatar blush, make David Benatar cackle with glee, or if that was posted by David Benatar himself.

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    it’s a grad poster and on grad it wouldn’t be considered obscure (but this is hexbear so… i say it’s ok to post), I still think wisconcom is the funniest person of all time and it’s not even close. THERMONUCLEAR

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      Revisionist rats! I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste! I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me. Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

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        it’s like a mix of sephiroth posting and the final villain from a mid 2000’s children’s movies like spy kids or something lol, it’s so so good man