I feel like he called Bezos to ask for a good hormone doctor, whoever these billionaire men in their 50s/60s go to for T injections and everything else, and he gave him a quack as a joke.
Or maybe the doctors are like “ok, the hormones make it possible for you workout like you’re 25 again. But you still have to do the workouts if you want to be shredded and buff.” Clearly Jeff listened to whatever the advice was while Elon went home feeling good and started eating Doritos on the couch while ignoring texts from his trainer asking where he is for their appointment… which, honestly, kinda relatable. But I look like beached (and bleached) Moby Dick without spending all the money on whatever the fuck cocktail Bezos is on.
Elon would do better on something like Ozempic to just get super skinny. He’s clearly too lazy for the muscle building, athletic 60 year old billionaire bod.
I feel like he called Bezos to ask for a good hormone doctor, whoever these billionaire men in their 50s/60s go to for T injections and everything else, and he gave him a quack as a joke.
Or maybe the doctors are like “ok, the hormones make it possible for you workout like you’re 25 again. But you still have to do the workouts if you want to be shredded and buff.” Clearly Jeff listened to whatever the advice was while Elon went home feeling good and started eating Doritos on the couch while ignoring texts from his trainer asking where he is for their appointment… which, honestly, kinda relatable. But I look like beached (and bleached) Moby Dick without spending all the money on whatever the fuck cocktail Bezos is on.
Elon would do better on something like Ozempic to just get super skinny. He’s clearly too lazy for the muscle building, athletic 60 year old billionaire bod.