I wish I could join the army. Imagine being a cute 168cm hooman fighting alongside the communist bug bretheren. At night we’d snuggle in a bug pile, say “don’t let the bed humans bite you”, laugh about it and then snooze happily. But nooo, I have to live under capitalism and observe the passage of time until I’m homeless and jobless. :(((((((
I have very little energy left after yesterday, but I’ll do my best to be here for you.
I really appreciate it, but also save your energy you know?
Honestly, I have no energy. I function out of pure spite.