corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoAmerica Deserved 9/11 Megathreadmessage-squaremessage-square423fedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1282arrow-down1message-squareAmerica Deserved 9/11 Megathreadcorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square423fedilinkfile-text
Get in here chapos! Any memes, rants, quips, jokes you have, let’s fuckin hear them! That shit is funny.
minus-squareghostOfRoux();linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·edit-21 year agoQ: What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? A: You can’t milk a cow for 22 years.
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 year ago*“you can only milk a cow for 10 years” if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke
minus-squareghostOfRoux();linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 year agoFair enough. From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers. Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year agoNo hate just trying to elevate your 9-11 jokes. Also yea the incessant march of time is wild.
Q: What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can’t milk a cow for 22 years.
*“you can only milk a cow for 10 years” if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke
Fair enough.
From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers.
Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?
No hate just trying to elevate your 9-11 jokes.
Also yea the incessant march of time is wild.
No hate detected lol you’re good.