• BoneDemonBoofer
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    1 year ago

    I met a Hexbear in person once, they were DISGUSTING and VILE They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was “one for the road”.

    They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said “Xi is my god”.

    I didn’t feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.