Breaking news! Here at the China Bad Times, we’ve found out a damning secret---- China is arming tankie terrorists in Africa!
[insert a bunch of racist shit I’m not gonna type here. Use your imagination, or maybe don’t]
Anyways, this new government has been seen collaborating with evil seeseepee already, seen by the fact that they’re breathing the same oxygen that those dirty yellows are. How dare they! Everyone knows that western colonialism only brought wealth and prosperity to Africa [insert more racism here], and now they’re abandoning our glorious white civilization for a bunch of CHING CHONGS? Ridiculous!
These ungrateful brats have also praised Commie Putler, saying, and I’m quoting their leader Abraham Castro here, “Putler good Ukraine bad no food burn crops landlord die global revolution”. This proves that he’s joining the communist plot to destroy the Free World™️! How could this happen?
In addition, Castro is commiting a genocide against France by refusing to sell them the precious Uranium (ha ha, Uranium, like Uranus, like, ur anus, get it? I’m so funny, right? kekw lol wholesome gold award) they need to heat their homes and power their cars. Now the poor oppressed whites will all freeze to death and even worse, the Eiffel tower will shrink from the cold!!! Oh noes!!! Won’t somebody think of the tow-er, I mean, the people?
All in all, the situation is looking quite grim for the International Community™️. Stay tuned for more from the China Bad Times.
Theyre giving them Chinese WMD balloons