Well Ganesha is Vighneshvara, Lord of Obstacles, and is praised for both removing obstacles and placing them in the path of fuckers who need checked.

And as far as I can remember, Jesus only moved that one big rock that one time. And no one even saw him do it, that could’ve just also been Ganesha.

Would wearing one of those grounded ESD leashes prevent this? It’s kinda silly, but if it works I’ll absolutely put one of those lil fuckers at my desk.

Oh for sure! The issue is that one of those meanings can also imply sentience, and news outlets love doing that shit. I talk to people every day who fully believe that “AI” text transformers are actually parsing human language and responding with novel and reasoned information.

that sounds dope as FUCK

this joke but 3d animated

How in the fuck is bluetooth even a competing standard? If it’s “good enough” than so is SD video and VHS tapes.

Bluetooth turns twenty-six this year, maybe we’ll be closer to good integration once it hits it’s thirties.

You’d be surprised by the amount of people currently under the impression that the catholic church is “coming around” or some such nonsense. Turns out all it takes is for the current pope to say a bunch of pandering bullshit. It doesn’t even matter that they walk it back every single time.

Hang on, is THAT why call quality is abysmal with practically every bluetooth device?

Idk what exactly causes this, but I definitely have headphones that never do that. I reckon it’s only on my pricier pairs, so maybe it’s a cable insulation thing?

Thank you for the write up!

Well shit, B12 supplements are cheap enough. Are there any other reasons it’s a bad idea?

There’s settings that only exist in the older menus too. I hate the settings overhaul from 10, it turned troubleshooting into a goddamn scavenger hunt. Toggles that used to live in dialog boxes on the taskbar are suddenly behind 2 separate settings windows that both somehow always take a second to load. Just so I can click a single button, usually to open another superfluous settings window.

I swear to god microsoft is the only company simultaneously making their product worse and harder to use for both general AND power users.

Some ferangi conned him into playtesting and debugging a new holonovel under the guise of it being a prototype training course for cadets. The whole series was the b-plot of a TNG episode about the ethics of clone voting or something.

No it’s a cgi aged-down Wil Wheaton, and Riker barges in to tell him he’s late for his shift at navigation or whatever.

y’all don’t have debit cards in europe?

from “tall horse” to “this is what the rich get away with” and it’s just still a giraffe. that might as well be real, it just feels real.

Sure, a video app makes much more sense for podcast delivery!

I only use self checkouts, it eliminates like the only major variable of shopping.

well aren’t you important!

Internet that gets turned off whenever elon decides it’s furthering a war effort in a way he doesn’t agree with.