yellowfattybean [he/him]

I like that the tach is at almost 2k, implying she was actively driving while using both hands and all her attention to take a picture

Keeping all those Kurt Cobain tracks and bipolar meds to themselves

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Get a load of this [obscure/common gun]

By the time I was about 10 years old, my family had a collection of cop stories. They found my mom on the side of a pitch black mountain road with a flat tire and two kids in the car and got on the loudspeaker and told her to move the car somewhere else, then drove away, offering no other help. When a deranged neighbor shot me in the face with a BB gun, the cops shrugged. Another one gave my brother a ticket for bringing his skateboard to the beach that had faded out “no skateboards” signs. Another cop we knew personally was later arrested for [you really don’t want to know, let’s just say he died in jail]. Cops gave themselves the reputation they deserve in my house

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