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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • it’s been said in other words here, but that should be good news to you. you’re probably waiting to hear that you’re in good health because your doctor is busy telling the guy next door how long he last left to live.

    i once waited 7 hours once for stitches in emergency because i cut my hand on a broken glass. the guy that came in after me (AFAIK) was an OD in an ambulance.

    I don’t think they care about our Yelp reviews.







  • not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their ‘eyes’ (sorry, that’s the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

    i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it