Seems like it could be fun, but I’m not hot enough for one

I stop caring at the first one, I like to suck the spilled blood from the carpet like the apex predator I am

This is a joke community for vegans to take the piss out of things.

Sure, I’ll ponder that while you get your rocks off being antagonistic, small minded,and wrong in a vegan sub. Have fun!

That’s nice. I knew you’d reject any source that disagreed with you. Have a nice day.

Dogs require proper nutrients, it doesn’t matter where they come from. A proper vegan diet is nutritionally complete, and may even be healthier than a basic kibble diet. Is everyone feeding Pedigree abusing their animals too?

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0265662#sec044

When I die I want to be stuffed and set up in the entrance of a dentist’s office to alarm children

Mine slipped out my ear on day two. I was going to put it back in but the animal grease protective coating hadn’t melted from the veganism yet so it was too slippery to pick back up. I just left it. I figure it’s a popular park, someone can take it if they want it.

First of all, this is a circlejerk. Second of all, I completely agree. Doing something bad occasionally is totally justified by doing that bad thing less than other people, that makes it okay.

Say, you should come on by my new restaurant! Pancakes’ House of Babies. We serve prime cuts of infant, but only ethically harvested babies from unobservant parents. It’s healthy meat and darn delicious! Vote with your taste™, come on by!

Drank way too much, played magic the gathering with a friend using my unicorn deck, and loudly shouted “unicorn” every time I played one and took a shot of tequila right after. Around halfway through the game I shouted “unicorn”, followed it up with a “damn it”, and casually walked to the bathroom and threw up.

Not terribly alarming I guess, but it was memorable.

I only buy ethically sourced human leather, personally

I think p is an inherently funny letter, and while brainstorming for names including it I kinda thought this one was cute, too.

Sure! This came courtesy of a friend of mine

For the pickled cabbage /

3 cups finely shredded red cabbage

½ a cucumber, seeds scraped out, sliced thinly

a handful of fresh mint leaves, chopped

1/4 cup rice vinegar

1 tbsp toasted sesame oil

salt

1 tbsp sesame seeds

For the mouth-numbing chile oil/

2 tbsp Sichuan peppercorns

1/4 cup chile flakes

1/3 cup canola oil

4 cloves of garlic, finely chopped

1 tsp sugar

For the noodles/

1/4 cup crunchy peanut butter (I used creamy here)

1/4 cup toasted sesame oil

14 oz whole wheat noodles

To make the pickled cabbage, put the cabbage, cucumber, and mint into a bowl, add the vinegar, sesame oil, and a pinch of salt. and mix with your hands. Scatter with the sesame seeds and leave to one side.

In a blender or spice grinder, blitz the peppercorns and chile flakes to a rough powder. Heat the canola oil in a small saucepan over a medium flame, then add the garlic and let it sizzle for a minute or two, until it turns a pale gold. Stir in the sugar, ½ teaspoon of salt, and the ground peppercorn and chile mixture, and take off the heat.

For the noodles, mix the peanut butter and sesame oil in a bowl with 1/3 teaspoon of salt. Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain, rinse under cold water, and drain again. Put the noodles into a bowl, and add the peanut mixture and 2 table- spoons of chile oil. Toss with your hands, making sure all the noodles are well coated, then season to taste.

To serve, lift the noodles on to a platter (or into four shallow bowls), top with the sharp crunchy cabbage, then add a drizzle of chile oil, depending on your threshold for mouth-numbing heat.

But, if I merge as soon as there’s space for me I don’t have to stress and panic about not having room to get into the other lane or keep driving forward. What do you do if you get to the end of the lane and people aren’t letting you in?

All I want to do is go back to bed. I can’t do that, so I have to sit there twiddling my thumbs and occasionally refreshing my case load to see if there’s something to do yet. I still prefer it to actually working because I don’t have to think as hard, but it is pretty boring.

I made a therapy appointment

Rice cooker is definitely worth it if you eat rice with any degree of regularity. I love my zojirushi, it makes excellent rice and its super easy to clean. Plus it plays a little tune when the rice is done!

Dead Cells and Beat Saber. I don’t know that I’ll ever tire of dead cells, and beat saber my husband and I love to play together, trading off after three songs like we used with DDR when we were kids

My babies!

I’ve been replaying hollow knight again, it’s such a good game. Can’t hardly wait for silksong!