“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”
Well… I still like IPv6 better than ATM and those darn virtual circuit identifiers.
“These annual pizza parties are cutting into executive bonuses.”
“Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?” (h/t to Adam Savidan.)
Every key, too! I may not know what the heck SysReq is, but I’m hitting it!
Engineer: “It does one thing.”
Sales/marketing: “It does ANYTHING!”
Fair enough. It seems that I (and the author of the article) ended up being a little more retro than initially intended. 😅
But she may find this to be a transcendental experience.
… and that Smurf’s name was Jimmy.
Still, it’s good they put a tunic on him. It’d be weird to just be looking at your brother’s naked bones during combat.
“We’re lucky your brother was a medium humanoid!”
Or those quantum foam parties in South Beach.
Frankly, I think the “Degenerate Era” has arrived a little early 🫤
“dMonica in my life”
“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”
“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”