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Perhaps Elon is an alien send to sabotage our ability to spot the fleet until its too late. It would explain why he doesn’t act like a human. ;-)

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My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.

As it would surely create a giant circular ‘love bite’ at the same time, a successful attempt would resemble gigantic third nipple.