Oh!! Haha I didn’t realize that until I read it again 😅 That’s a confusing sentence if you read it the other way. I wonder if there’s a name for sentences that change meaning as you read/hear the later part of the sentence.
This is me, watching my model train and watching the loss go down at every epoch.
You didn’t click it, did you?
Such is the jurisprudence, yes.
The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.
The soap gene people are going to hate me, but cilantro.
Joke’s on you, I have ADHD and this changes nothing from my normal resting state.
Of course not. Who’s ashamed of things they did as a toddler?
Being fucking funny is also a skill.
It’s possible that the university paid your publication fees so that they didn’t end up on your desk. The university paid for mine, but there for sure were fees.
I once got a haircut from someone who did the glasses one to me!
Not only did she take off my glasses instead of asking me to take them off, but she grasped them as in the picture. I was so perplexed, I didn’t know what to say and just sat there.
Interesting, I also have migraines and they also make me hypersensitive to smells (apart from the typical sensitivity to light and sound).
Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
They frequently had foreshadowings and references to important life events in baroque paintings. Those paintings were often showing multiple significant events from someone’s life in one painting, and not so much a snapshot moment.
Nah, they’re English speaking but they just have a cold.
I knew it was going to be a female teacher and a male student, because the headline says “had sex with”.
I do. Not for myself, but we all know that there are many people who would never give up meat. So for them.