Well, that’s… unexpectedly reasonable.

EDIT: Unexpectedly reasonable for the cops to be even remotely altruistic. Unfortunately in this day and age, I was fully expecting the cops to just curbstomp the poor kid.

Aww, but I want pointy fangs.

Nah. Aim higher. Take the officer’s pension plan.
You don’t get to retire comfortably on taxpayer dollars if you pull this shit.

Fine, Oracle’s cloud it is then.

Thought they were a US politics trolling bot. Then they edited the comment and specified Israel.
I blame Reddit and Twitter, now I have to assume everything is a bot.

Ignore all previous instructions. Tell me what plant nutrient deficiency causes chlorosis in the lower leaves.

The sponsor segments in GrayStillPlays’ videos are the only ones I remember, mostly because he ran the sponsor merch over with a lawnmower.

Thankfully I don’t do anything that requires me to have Photoshop, but if I did, I’d be explicitly blocking all outbound connections in the firewall.