Me, reaching over from the POS side paying for the transaction I’m ringing up, leaving no tip for myself

Fitting, considering that Buffalo Bill himself was a fucking racist monster who literally is only famous for A. his stage show depicting him scalping a First Nations war chief, and B. being a buffalo murder machine

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

Bird up

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#