Quoting a guy, who is resposible for the shitshow, that is current finacal system. Fucking perfect.

But the asbestos insulation will take care of it easily.

You need the sim alive to recieve set up and confirmation sms. At least for whatsapp.

Had a similar problem with by bike buddies. Even tried to bribe them with beers. It ended up with me using my laptops simcard number to register whatsapp and I only use it eith this group. Everybody allways wonders, why they cannot use that number to call me. :)

Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)