poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]

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Cake day: August 3rd, 2020

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  • If you watch on NBC you’d never know because they only show events that Americans win. I was kind of stoked yesterday when they covered table tennis. But then I saw the match was between a yank and a guy from Moldova. The American crushed the dude every game. The announcers washed his balls the entire match, aside from a little mention of the dude getting suspended for ghosting three consecutive drug tests. I’d actually watch if they’d show random events with no commentary. amerikkka

    Edit: if you want huck your phone through a windows, Google “team usa Olympians failed drug test” Results are about Chinese swimmers