I’m tired of people looking at me crazy because I keep suggesting we need better public transportation rather than fucking electric cars. We are 100% going to replace every car in America with an E.V before we ever expand access to public transportation. And we will do this because the car manufacturers stock prices will go up if we do.

That’s like asking what’s worse, herpes or an airborne and highly infectious strain of herpes that also causes cancer and melts your brain faster than syphilis.

Anytime a tech bro uses the word disrupt I think they are either completely full of shit or actively trying to destroy society as we know it.

I don’t think SBF has enough criminal allegations to be president. He hasn’t even grabbed someone by the pussy.

Wow buddy let’s not insult cretins by comparing them to twitch streamers.

We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!

I want to live long enough to see society deteriorate into nothing more than a roaming band of cannibalistic motorcycle mutants.

I just decided to turn every one of my posts on reddit into a lengthy dissertation regarding the rumor about actor Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his own ass. Figure I’m doing my part to help train future A.I models.

There’s no one a con man loves more than someone who thinks they’re too smart to be conned.