My one dog is very special. She likes to sleep with her head under the couch. She was not pleased when we got a new couch that her head wouldn’t fit under. She sometimes runs into walls and falls off of sidewalks.
My other dog is entirely disinterested in toys. She does not play with them, ever.
I snuck meds into cheese for my dog one time, and she is now forever suspicious of any and all cheese whether it’s cubed, shredded, sliced, whatever.
No no no, I have it on good authority that it is hammer time.
My eyesight is atrocious. One time I was out in a notable windstorm, I stumbled, and my glasses got ripped off my face. I would have been absolutely fuckered if I’d been alone. They’d gotten blown under a car and I never would have found them by myself.
I love black tea, particularly Earl Grey. I find it very comforting, like a warm hug. Starting in fall I drink several cups a day. During the summer I make iced tea.
Green tea shouldn’t really be strong, you’re probably steeping it too long. I drink green tea if I’m after something light (or if I’m out of milk, which I need for black tea).
Nope, dating someone who could possibly be my reincarnated partner is too much. It’s just inviting paranormal hijinks into my life and I don’t need that.
Piercings and tattoos. Gaming. Not wanting kids.
I don’t look very alternative so all these things surprise people if it comes up in casual conversation.
I love you.
No licking!
Baths are not the enemy.
Stop acting like you’re dying when I trim your nails, it’s for your own good.
There is nothing to be scared of.
You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.
You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn’t a pill hidden in it this time.
You don’t own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it’s none of your business if there are other dogs there.
You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.
Rice with sunny side up eggs and soy sauce. Pop those yolks, mix, mmmmm.
This was my parents’ idgaf meal, and as a kid I loved it both because I didn’t get it often, and because it had no veggies.
I’d have to look it up, ianal but I don’t think that’s a thing where I live. I personally have not seen any weird punishment like that for contesting a will.
…yes, and? I don’t want to work on site. My WFH schedule is flexible enough that I don’t need an “extra day free”. I don’t think it’s worth it. Working fewer days isn’t always better for everyone.
Nah it’s just people, doesn’t matter if they’re famous. I used to work in a law office and the family and estate cases were the absolute worst. Some people just turn into vile cretins when someone dies. Give me a good old criminal case any day over that nonsense.
I’ve been WFH full time since early covid, so WFH for sure. My commute wasn’t even bad, my office is less than 10 minutes away.
I’m not a social person so there is no upside to going into the office for me. Everything to do with my job must be communicated by email so it’s documented, so it’s just a waste of time if someone wants to chat in person or on the phone about it.
Plus I don’t have to wear pants.
The one downside is my dogs seem to have developed separation anxiety since I’m around all the time.
Yeah my Catholic school allowed everyone to have whatever hairstyle they wanted. Hair dye, piercings, and tattoos were also allowed. Actually, not sure about the tattoos but I definitely had friends who had them and they weren’t expelled or anything.
Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.
I’m the same about Ariana Grande. Not a fan, but I saw clips of her singing showtunes with Seth MacFarlane and it was incredible. She has such range and while I’m not really familiar with her music, I feel like her popular songs don’t do her any favours.
“This is London, Jen. It’s not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!”
I like some of it. What I really like is that there isn’t a specific trend that’s most popular. There seems to be a broad variety of styles that are popular and everyone can just do their own thing.
I just can’t get on board with wide leg pants but I’m happy to ditch the skinnies for a boot cut or flare.
Explain the ones that are lined with fleece on the inside.
A kid once asked to pet my dog and I said no. Kid then proceeded to tell me my dog looked evil. I was enraged. She is a dog, she can’t be evil, and she’s absolutely terrified of strangers but especially kids.
Usually when I have to deny people petting this dog, I’ll offer to let them pet the other dog who’s normal, but fuck that kid, you don’t get to pet any dog today.