Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I’ve ever eaten.

Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn’t dark all day. They’re only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

What if it’s fertilized?

It’s one of Megan Thee Stallion’s catch phrases that she says in a lot of her songs, and she also uses a lot of snake imagery. She has a song called Cobra.

The cleanest breath you’ll ever take

This might be just me but I feel like they help me think about time more clearly, and manage my time better. Maybe I’m a visual learner.

on their own time

Nice

I really needed to be left alone after school because I am deeply introverted, and spending eight hours with all those people was so draining, even though I usually managed to not actually talk to anyone most days.

It wasn’t that I didn’t like my parents. I didn’t have any battery left and I didn’t know how to communicate that.

I didn’t know there was a museum of modern history in Manhattan, it sounds like a place I’d like to visit. Can you drop a link to its website? Unless you mean the museum of natural history? Or the museum of modern art?

Leaving the box and the empty wrapper? Definitely a statement. Malicious af.

That’s when you add the noodles and let it sit for another six minutes.

Very fast steps

Staplers ruined forever now, thanks

Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.

Sure, if she had been perfect I probably would have voted for her, but she’s missing a few details.

fuck the patriarchy for not believing in Tarot.

Lol what?

What if I want to live my life to the shortest?

This is the story of a train, that dripped a river and grew a weed strain

Edit: and while it looks so small on Instagram, I’d absolutely smoke it, on that train

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

This is my religion now