Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

COMEFROM is my go to function;

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.

There are radio stations, financed through ads. And they check if people are listening by calling random persons to ask them what station they are listening to.

So this is a viable business model and nobody is stopping anybody from putting plain pictures and links on sites and just estimate the page visits, but online advertisers want to know more. They always want more.

At the same time, a browser is the essential software to browse the web. So this is as if your TV was like:

Yo, many people mute their TV during commercials and don’t pay attention, which kills the poor networks. So I made a deal with advertisers and will check what your doing, while I provide unmutable ads , but don’t worry, your privacy is very important to us and we only care about providing to you the best TV experience possible.

Thank you for being genuinely interested in the opinion of others and for explaining culture differences.

I… I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for…

Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!

And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos… you order some stuff online and get food delivered.

Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!

Yo bro why you frontin
Chill

I kind of want to abuse OP because of that chart, but I’m afraid they will “unmeet” me.

Irrelevant, because I cast FIREBALL!