It’s available in Paris and Amsterdam as well.

Replace hard rock with dakimakura for added accuracy.

Let’s replace “shouting” with “shouting over discord” and turn “female” into “femboy” to make it even more accurate.

Yeah but I don’t think I’d want to have a family with my sandwich.

Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?

Americans eat like they believe in God’s salvation.

Yeah, it’s so awkward when you run out of battery during a tactical maneuver and you have to fly through enemy air space to borrow a power bank.

Nah, after every bombing run I pull out the ol usb-c cord and hook up my fighter jet to my laptop for a firmware update.

They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.

Wow, you did not disappoint.

Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend

That’s some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I’m perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.

Yeah I did, I said nazi’s can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

Hey, I know this reference!

I wonder if there’s anyone alive right now who would be capable of such a task.