What, they couldn’t find an open window in a tall enough building?

Naw, I’m with you. When I work for even a short time with dark mode, I see “ghost” images when I look away, like text has been imprinted on my eyes. I’m sure dark mode works for some people, but it sure doesn’t for me.

US: [taxes its own people]

ThePantser: “Why does the whole world allow this?”

Maybe we should be calling it “Stone/Henge” then

Two words:

Coconut nipples

Where can I subscribe for more facts about tits and peckers?

When all you ever do is scam, you start to assume that everyone else is doing the same.

So somewhere in here we need some M. C. Escher stairs of AWS on the electrical grid on AWS on the electrical grid…

“Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”

Using the transitive property, I guess so.

It’s always DNS.

It’s always Loss.

Therefore, DNS = Loss

QED

Prepping for migration from cloud back to on-prem?

But they DID curse. Did those asterisks magically remove all meaning from those words, or were you still perfectly able to understand their meaning? If it’s the latter, then the asterisks accomplished nothing.

If they truly wanted to avoid cursing, those words wouldn’t be there at all. Self-censoring like they did is what needs to be done on some platforms to still curse, but bypass content filters. That isn’t necessary here, so it’s just performative. If you’re going to curse, just fucking do it.

Headline on Saturday: “VPN usage spikes in Arizona, officials baffled”

Speed-running the relationship

“Mom, I want a thagomizer!”

“We have a thagomizer at home.”

The thagomizer at home:

“Dammit, what idiot set this up this way?” <checks logs> <you were the last login>

Ah, thanks, I wasn’t aware of that.

Is it really a coup if they’re already in power? It’s a heavier grade of authoritarianism, but I don’t know if there is a single word that encapsulates it.

“Baby, those tits are lit”

Don’t