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9 months agoI don’t live in the US either.
I don’t live in the US either.
Messaged wife while on a trip in UA: “Spent the night in a little girl in basement”
“girl” and “hotel” are a remarkably similar swipe movement on an Android keyboard.
City Morgue, spare parts division.
Why pay for an appalling cup of coffee, (or whatever it was), when you can get a decent one for $1 at any 7/11.