Sorry, but you kinda got scammed on this one. You can buy a good used P6 pro for the cost of a screen replacement.

Return it if you can.

As a Michigander I am greatly offended.

uBlock has been available on stable for a long time now.

It pretends to be prime and we all go along with it to avoid hurting its feeling.

They’re likely running beta or unmerged patches rather than ‘exclusive’ features.

It’s probably using WebUSB to put the receiver in pairing mode.

Yeah it’s fake and who watches xvid encodes anyway?

I love systemd. Anyone who has tried to write initscripts or manage dependencies will agree with me.

I have it bound to capslock. What else am I going to use that key for?

Yakuake. <3 drop down terminals.

I’m in Arkansas

I’m sorry.

There used to be a vaccine approved for human use, but it was discontinued because it wasn’t profitable.

Yay capitalism.

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

dnf packages or you might get paper cuts.

🤮

apt purge snap

I can’t type dnf without thinking “did not finish.” I can’t even remember what it’s supposed to stand for anymore.

No, and I’m afraid I don’t know where I got the original image anymore.

New… memes?

Fuck that noise, post old memes!

My private teddit instance is still working for now. Probably just a matter of time before it dies though.

I’ve been getting that from some of the images on slower lemmy instances. You open an image and it loads slowly. Line. By. Line. Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the 56k days.