Spider Christians that use the spider cross on something might be mistaken for Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.

When Martha from accounting last asked me what my plans were for that night, I told her I was going to slap my chicken.

She won’t look me in the eye any more.

That is definitely better than it was before.

It would have been far better to just have serviceable dumb TVs with small smart sticks, but I suppose that doesn’t extract enough money for these poor destitute CEOs.

Oh man I thought I was just doing school wrong. A lot of my buddies with a leg up over me (parental help with college mostly) were able to get their 4 year degrees in 4-6 years.

I couldn’t afford that and went to community college. The advisors didn’t really know a lot, I came prepared and they couldn’t really answer my questions. I had a lot going on but I persisted. Then some of the transfer scholarships were no longer offered by the 4 year college I wanted to transfer to. (That tripled my cost right there.) And I had to fight them on how credits transferred. (Which would have cost me if I didn’t challenge them.) And they would only take a certain number of transferred credits. (Which again… Cost more money.)

I was still able to get my “4 year” degree it was an incredibly difficult process. It was worth it because it enabled me to get a six figure job.

I’m glad for this article because honestly I thought I was just… Really bad at making life decisions seeing how much easier it seemed my peers could get a degree. Sad though for the rest of my homies with limited support.

Would you look at the time? Loose butt hour.

Every time I see these, I remind myself they don’t want to be around me and they eat cockroaches, bed bugs, and termites (and other yucky stuff I don’t like).

Damn they give me the heebie jeebies though.

Fun fact… Folks can glow after chemotherapy.

Typically, I brush and floss before bed. In the morning, I will rinse my mouth out to get a lot of the bacteria from overnight out of my mouth.

If I have the energy, I will brush about an hour after my morning snack and caffeine.

If I don’t have the energy, I will rinse my mouth out after breakfast.

I find rinsing my mouth out, while not as good as brushing, really helps freshen up my mouth.