I’m sick of these impossible beauty standards!

Ayy girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you need a fucking ambulance.

I’M HIT

powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

Relatable.

There are so many songs I first became aware of from this kind of commercial.

I remember them so vividly in this context that my memory of the song is interrupted by whichever song came next in the commercial.

I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

That’s why they invented pass without trace.

I hate it when someone with these lights is in the passing lane behind you, and their lights reflect off your side mirror directly into your eyes. The worst is when they’re only going like 102% your speed, so they linger there unless you adjust your own speed to change their placement relative to you.

Prison. Immediately.

Two of the derailed cars were carrying molten sulfur, which caught fire after the cars were breached… it is believed that the fire is releasing sulfer dioxide

Sulfer dioxide is pretty nasty on a person’s throat and sinuses to breathe and can make fluid build up in the lungs, and it can have longer-term effects if the exposure is sustained.

A little molten sulfur never hurt anybody!

Decent quality automatic cat feeders.

We have 3 cats, and I resisted getting autofeeders for 5 years because it felt silly to buy what amounts to three $75 food bowls.

They paid for themselves the first weekend I didn’t have 3 razor sharp dickheads screaming at me to feed them at 5:15 AM. I should have bought them years ago.

Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train’s impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure… which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.

“Girl, I roll 1.3 million dues payers deep. A threat to one is a threat to all, motherfucker, come get some.”

A labor leader with 18 years in union administration has admittedly probably gotten soft, but I got 10 on a teamster every time.

Relatable.

I wonder how much difference one Stinger SAM would have made at Blair Mountain in 1921.

Grandma, you can’t limp-wrist a .45 like that. You’re gonna get a busted lip and you’re gonna stovepipe like a motherfucker.

Was the plastic nose thing just more sundowning, or is there a Biden fake nose thing I never heard about?