Thank God it’s not just me

If i understood the article correctly, real time means predicable and reliable, not necessarily fast. It’s common in medical devices, avionics, etc. So this is going to benefit embedded devices the most.

Thanks, that makes sense. The internet creates a skewed perspective on shit like this.

I didn’t realize they had an equivalent in the uk

So they can charge subscriptions

Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

It’s an existing sentence if it’s not non-exisent.

Maybe they should just withhold their vote.

This also applies to naming your pets.

And your children, though there’s no guarantee they’ll like it.

My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Neat automaton that should not need to exist.

Log in naked. Assert your dominance.

I seem to recall seeing this as a tweet originally

I read that as historians

Naw, fuck Pavlov. He tortured those dogs.

Sure is a brave new world

That’s simply not true.

Some are good girls.

Not with that attitude

I see. The second panel made it look to me like the dad meant crying is good luck, so I was confused why his crying in the last panel looked so much like he was shitting on the bed.

… then I noticed the alignment. The shit would hit the dad’s forehead.