Her feet weren’t just sliding, her legs switch places entirely around the fifteen-second mark. Like, left leg crosses in front of the right then takes it spot.

I clapped when they discovered (not invented!) the political compass.

:so-true:

Hell yeah. Time to trans my gender and become a man.

Oh, wow. No one ever explained it to me like that before. I guess I’m not a communist, and now I’m whatever the fuck it is that you are.