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Haha look at that person that doesn’t know how an apple poops. Probably also eats the Apples bumhole.

Anata no Banana sugoku dero dero puni puni data yo aji mo naishi!

Hidden Track: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

What? Why would I have nightmares about the thing that secures my continued paycheck?
I fucking love 'em.

Hm, I feel like most alcoholics don’t puke until they have some other very likely related health issue.

Who doesn’t want to be friends with a Cloud or Ron Perlman?

Oh I was totally on autopilot and selected “Maintenance (Software)” because that is what I did… and I discovered the brainfart two seconds too late.

It’s not. It’s actually called Keepsakes. https://www.oglaf.com/keepsakes/

Worked, after hours from home, on a Windows Server and fixed and issue with the Database on there. After doing so i thought I’d go to bed and shut down the machine… only I hadn’t yet left the RDP connection and shut the server down by Accident. Had to drive to work and start the server up again.

Haha. The Honeymooners nose is funny as fuck and as as a fellow ace is can’t imagine how annoying it must be. The universe truly plays mean pranks at times

Still means it’s not Black Start capable if the sun is not out.

That was a (pardon the pun) cool read, if a bit morbid.

Yeah but equally that original plague bacterium has no clue about antibiotics and no resistances. So you’ll be fine. As probably will be people in the Future. Or they died out without you anyway.