I haven’t heard much about Bezos since he sent Shatner to space and then was a total dick and cut him off during his post flight interview.

His ex, on the other hand, has been taking her half of the divorce settlement and giving hundreds of millions to good causes.

Best thing that man ever did was divorce her.

Excuse me, I think today’s Amazon package has arrived.

Because it’s surrounded by a bunch of other balloons pressing evenly on it. There’s so place to pop.

I’m no expert, but I’m gonna say no. Your child would need to have earned income. Allowances or getting paid for household chores isn’t going to cut it.

Yes

With all the strength of a raging fire

Have a gummy, watch TV, play video games.

My wife goes to bed early, so I get a few hours to myself to watch whatever show I’m interested in that she’s not, and play video games without it taking my attention from the family.

My longest NMS save is 80 hours. I mostly just do the expeditions.

I subscribed to !factorio@lemmy.ml but it doesn’t have much traffic.

Fewer

The thing I use mine for most is vegetables. Not sure how roasting Brussels sprouts or making kale chips makes me lazy.

Yes, that sounds true, but is false.

Oh, I did. I was trying to connect the memory of the books with the titles.

BTW, it seems there’s a third book. Children of Memory

Definitely factorio, but I can’t tell you how many hours. I started playing on steam, but then downloaded it from factorio.com and had multiple installs so I could play different mod packs. Steam says 1100 hours, but it’s got to be 3 or 4 times that, total. I’ve played multiple saves that took several hundred hours

Who could forget alt.buddha.short.fat.guy and alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork?

Is that the one with the spiders?

My old house has door handles instead of knobs. Replacing the garage door knob in the new house with a door handle is on my to-do list.

Hand rolls of stretch wrap. Have an artificial Christmas tree you want to make for back in the box? Wrap that thing up. Have a stack of stuff you want to bind together to move more easily? Wrap it.

I just started working as a software developer again after a 15 year hiatus, and I’m irrationally excited about using emacs on a daily basis again.

I always shave twice. Once with the grain, then against the grain. I don’t ever get razor burn or ingrown hairs.

Hardware is the physical part of computer.

Software is the code that runs on the computer to do the thing you want to do.

Firmware is the code that is installed on the hardware itself, usually in some sort of permanent or semi-permanent memory to make the hardware work.