IIRC, there’s like seven different species people call “june bug”.

Oh, I understand. I was trying to snarkily imply that the smug, autofellating, condescending attitude you mentioned was unfortunately endemic, to the point where it’s starting to feel like some people are secretly jorking it while telling newbs they suck. I think it’s a huge reason why people feel like FOSS isn’t for them.

I mean, #6 is accurate for me. I don’t have a humiliation fetish, so I’d rather pay people to tell me what I’m doing wrong instead of braving the barrage of belittlement that comes from asking for crowdsourced support.

Its an adorable isopod

That would be a very Calvinist thing to do, yeah. The church I grew up with thought that being born with a disability was some kind of punishment from god, so it’s just gods will that we do our part and make their life a living hell.

Honestly, I think that shitty science reporting like this is fuel for the normie to science skeptic pipeline.

Yeah, I also feel like that’s not a surprise to anybody that’s had dogs.

It’s not Plants vs Zombies fanfic?

I did this once. She was an elderly half-orc cleric of Chauntea, and she died via TPK.

At some point, I’m going to retry my tortle druid who wanted to do abandoned dungeon monster rescue. I just need a DM who’s willing to play along.

Poppy seeds do it for me too

Yeah, I dislocated my knee in high school, couldn’t afford to go to a doctor, haven’t been able to walk right since.

but there’s only so many times you can read stuff like “getting it addressed within X hours has Y% chance of saving the testicle” before you came lol.

Dang, I wish it was that easy to come for me.

You just gotta get creative. What if we had a lotto system, where every day one person gets a million bucks, and fifty people get to do forced labor for the rest of their life? We wouldn’t need surveillance, we’d just have to tell them we’re watching and let the RNG do all the work instead.

It sorta looks like somebody kitbashed a new mini and had to invent a stat block for it.

I look forward to the meme translation of your thesis

To be fair, the sidebar itself suggests copying the content over if they’re paywalled. It’s nuts that you’ve highlighted that, and then complained about a rephrasing of what it says.

Cosplayers would also love you, but the venn diagram between cosplay and ren fair is nearly a circle, so

Oh no, I recently cleaned out my fridge. You win?

Nope. Eggs are delicious. Swords at dawn?