no no. y’all really don’t seem to be getting it.

she would have starved to death in a russian concentration camp if she didn’t sneak potato peels from the trash to stay alive.

and y’all motherfuckers talking about hurr hurr potato peels are great.

yeah it’s the fuckin best cuisine in the concentration camp, i bet gordon ramsay would praise its creativity and robust taste.

oh yeah my fucking grandma just LOVED the russian concentration camp after WW2. all the rape and potato peels was like a stay in tahiti, i bet.

these fucking idiots.

shit, im sorry you have to deal with that. :(

you should grab the police officer’s gun

(im sorry, im so sorry i couldn’t help that one please don’t hate me)

grrIFFBALL

obsessive compulsive disorder includes constant intrusive thoughts?

edit: holy shit TIL

mate i think you’re remembering a different reality because BK sucks hard and has since the 80’s

ken paxton is a slimy little removed that shouldn’t be underestimated. i have no doubt behind closed doors he pulled every dirty trick in the book. this is the kind of person that finds and keeps dirt on anyone that might try to destroy him.

and when you have 2/3 the politicians in your pocket, it’s easy to strong arm enough of the other 1/3 to stfu and keep their heads down.

it wasn’t like republicans saw the limelight was on the case and decided to play nice. quite the opposite. the reps that started this whole fight are establishment republicans trying to get their party in the people’s good graces enough to save their fucking party in 2024.

the dumbass think tanks don’t get that (or rather, think they can work with that) and have been performing actions that add nail after nail into their coffin.

NGL adidas, being one of two companies that were started by essentially heirs to the dude who got rich designing and manufacturing the nazi boots, then later saying “ol antisemitic yeezy isn’t that bad right?” for hopes of more money… is admittedly a really bad look.

give the editor that chose the rudy pic a fucking raise

oh wow yet another fucking problem involving the f-35

thanks margot!

i really appreciate you taking the time out of your normally-busy schedule to just be in the river of shit with the rest of us. really makes us feel like our trudge work is worth some respect.

loved you in barbie, btw.

you’re a saint

i love the version of this where the cat says “nah… fuck the police”

so i’ll go ahead and say it, are those classic fucking sugar booger tremors he has going on? dude looks like he’s straight up coke tweaking.

ah yes bot! a succinct 11 points were included in the tl;dr for the article which clearly states 11 moments.

you nailed every single one of them.

good bot.

sweeter than the pudding sucked from these three fingies from ol puddin ron

jesus fuck i cannot wait for these old bags to fucking croak and take their outdated logic with them.

aaaaahahahahahahaha that removed can get fucked for all hundred k of it.

cool let’s ban all pornographic literature too. watch the karen’s rise up at the ban of their smut romance novels.

nice.

glad to see he made it out safely.