In my expert opinion, it is a science meme.

Grapefruit poultice

If you balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

I know rusty Duolingo German so I get like 12%, but I’m occasionally able to piece enough together to be able to chuckle along proudly with whatever shit it ends up being about

No wonder I recognize so many usernames all the time.

I don’t know much, but I know it’s a good idea to listen to Björk.

Not for nothing but that is a fantastic design.

I know a lot of dumb people that think they remember the 90s, and that statement doesn’t exclude myself.

“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

“That is not my dog”

I lived right by this and used to walk over it every day, oblivious that is was well known.

I broke up with my parents about 9 months ago.

I need to mourn the good, morally centered parents, who taught me all of the principles that are now being sacrificed by my parents, or by the creatures they have turned into. The parents that raised me are essentially gone.

Haven’t had any contact with them since. Makes it a bit awkward with my siblings, since they generally feel the same but haven’t taken as drastic a step yet.

I really enjoy this writing style. It reminds me of what it was like reading Dave Barry’s Sort Of History of the United States when I was a kid.

I love it when my favorite modern entertainers also seem to have some humanity left in them.

They don’t even acknowledge that it is a problem.

I can only imagine what you have planned for the animal after all that. Snuggles probably, sicko.

Here we see a giant piece of shit.

or nzb, but aye.

I can finally have that bone surgery I’ve been putting off because my surgeon is an idiot.

Damn this meme image is crisp as fuck.