comedy

Can she unilaterally pass a law like that? Serious question, I’m not at all familiar with the governmental and legislative process in Iceland.

I blame those evil hippoes. We think they just eat and chase people. They’ve been up to much worse for a very long time.

What will be the Windows equivalent to “drink verification can?”

That article is juvenile, but funny af

Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you’ll be eating for lunch!

Yeah that’s a little weird too. A discerning cannibal would’ve chosen Potbelly.

Anyone else think the Sake part of the story is really weird too? Like, is that the preferred pairing with human flesh? Who makes that recommendation? A cannibal sommelier?

How is she homeless ? Why doesn’t she have a home in jail after she was caught embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Dammit, now I’m hungry for cake 😵‍💫

I don’t know if “business traveler” is Frontier’s main customer, exactly.

Of course. It’s not a suit in good faith, it’s just another delay tactic.

No, what they’re doing is legally acceptable, though obviously a delay tactic. They’re suing him in his capacity as a judge, not as an individual.

The constitution should have a clause making this doubly true for governors of Florida, though

Apologies to real burning dumpster fires of dogshit

Thanks, man, no offense taken.

Well that’s good

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, “oh fuck, what am I even doing here.”

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don’t think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else’s fault.

But yeah…maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake “tycoon.” It served him well enough, as you noted.

Wow, so much winning

This isn’t the entire story, just a snippet that was copied from the full story, which is linked in OP.

Enjoy, hope he takes some remedial civics lessons and cult deprogramming classes. He’ll have lord of time to do so.

Holy shit that person who did Todd Howard was spot on