Cool, I think that first link will work for you. Then you can just ‘redirect’ for the no-keyword case: https://www.haproxy.com/documentation/haproxy-configuration-tutorials/http-redirects/

Remember, SSL/HTTPS does encrypt the URL path, so if the final website requires HTTPS, your proxy will need to have its certificate trusted by your clients

Maybe have two cases:
For the (matched keyword) case, something like this: https://serverfault.com/questions/729232/reg-exp-for-url-in-haproxy

For the (random routing) case, something like: https://www.haproxy.com/blog/haproxy-configuration-basics-load-balance-your-servers

I am a little confused on your question, though. It sounds like you maybe want 3 cases? Can you try wording it differently?

Generally unique request IDs have to be generated by the client that sends the request. If the client doesn’t generate an ID, you’re probably out of luck. That said, do you have information about the client you’re expecting to call your Squid cache? One unofficial, but common place for clients to put a request ID is in the header “X-Request-ID”

If you feel this enough to come to the comments, there’s a good chance you have undiagnosed ADHD (because you cope well enough, but “aren’t living up to your potential”). An aspect of ADHD is rejection sensitivity dysphoria, which also applies to “failures” like in this meme. Getting medicated at age 29 has been life changing for me

I was waiting so long for this release that I gave up a couple of months ago and built from source 😂

I don’t understand why a CEO would lie to me

I agree that Telegram has a conflict of interest here, and I also trust Signal WAY more than Telegram. BUT there is at least one good point about reproducible builds. Being able to validate that the code you’re running matches the open source code is important. If that can’t be done, it’s functionally no different than closed source.

There’s basically no way to prevent it, so the only effective measure is regular cleaning

Tangential thought: maybe the two are related? Like, on days where you’re super busy, you’re more likely to get a bit dehydrated from the busyness (lol, root of business?), and ALSO more likely to miss steps in the evening routine, like bringing the water bottle to bed, for the same reason.

I’ve been very happy with my Nvidia Shield. It’s powerful enough for all 4k HDR media and runs Android so it’s customizable but I don’t have to think about it.

Hi, dropping in to say that everyone who relates to this has undiagnosed ADHD. Getting diagnosed at 29 was life changing for me

I don’t have a good answer for your direct question. It sounds to me like you’re primarily in search of someone you can trust. If I were in your situation, I’d try to find a friend or family member that I trusted absolutely, then see if that friend was willing to talk through the psych plan/feelings/treatments. That trusted friend may be able to offer a different view point that will convince you that your psychiatrist’s plan is good/bad for you personally.

I’d do it this way because then I could have 2 separate concerns. 1) I’d need to find a trustworthy friend. 2) I’d need to find a knowledgeable psychiatrist. I think that’s much easier than finding a psychiatrist who can be both.