Shout ‘Swiper, No Swiping!’ three times in a row so he snaps his fingers and says ‘Aww, man!’.

Glory to Master Kogha!!

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The Final Countdown! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah da dahhhh! It’s not a trick Micheal, it’s an illusion. Tricks are what removed do for money.

Oh I know this one! Francis Scott Key was the badass sitting in jail watching the battle from his cell window and wrote it as the world exploded around him.

(Thank you Jimmy Williams of the 4th grade who got me into detention - teacher made me write an essay on Francis Scott Key. Jimmy thought it was funny, little did he know of the 2 Lemmy points I would eventually get for my endeavors 30 years later - oh ho ho - who is laughing now, Jimmy!?!)

Pretty sure those old timer GOPers are just afraid of people who read and understand art because they are barely literate and slightly insane from lead poisoning. That 5G and it’s Wuhan Virus… (angrily shakes arthritic fist)… will get you every time.

I’m sure he can still get a discount at the Four Seasons…

Going to have to stock up on popcorn -

https://themessenger.com/politics/judge-georgia-indictment-will-be-televised-if-trump-gets-charged

'Keep ‘em dumb and they’ll continue to vote for us!’ - GOP, probably.

I have never had a reason to visit Arkansas. The list of reasons to avoid it is growing, though.

Bingo! Footage from the Jan 6th riot clearly showed the idiots communicating via twitter. Can’t wait to see what the DMs disclose. The authorities already the phones of some of the recipients of those messages - whatever they found clearly gave Smith and the justice department justification to get Trump’s account records.