Removed by mod

if someone tries the attack helicopter shit

Oh cool! I kind of figured, but I didn’t want to assume. You do really come across as something straight off the Boeing production line.

For any future historians looking for clues, I’m making my confession here: I did it. I ate all the expensive pints of ice cream that were in the freezer. And by the time you find this, it will be far too late to do anything about it.

TBH I’ve always wondered if there could be an effective bit centered around reclaiming attack helicopter. (Will delete/not argue with mod removal if this is in poor taste.)

As a certified idiot I’m kind of embarrassed to ask this, but what is the subtlety I’m missing that differentiates this bit from the one joke?

Yeah it’s like my brain seems to file things in specific containers, although many things end up in multiple places. Being asked to name pokemon you’re just focusing on the subject of pokemon, but I don’t have one single generic spot for people so maybe I’d think up a topic like math and look through people involved in mathematics, then try to find a different topic and go through people in that, etc. Naming 100 people would definitely take me longer, although with enough time my people list would pass my pokemon list.

IMO that doesn’t say anything that’s not already there from knowing he met with Epstein. It’s not that hard to imagine an innocent person getting associated with a controversial situation and struggling with addressing that specific issue with grace. Scheduling meetings with Jeffrey Epstein is simply not a situation an innocent person is going to haphazardly land in by some unfortunate accident.

I love my Tesla. I’m concerned about car theft and am glad there’s a company who cares enough to innovate.

Recruiters hate this one trick! Elon Musk pioneers brilliant new technique for preventing your children from dying overseas!

I’m also a definite no, but I’ve always imagined that gender not being important to you comes with being cisgendered. Like, I’ve always been comfortable with the way I was born, so it’s a lot easier for me to conceptualize being comfortable being born a different way than it is to picture being uncomfortable either way.

Typing this out now though, is this the same thing? Like I identify much more as someone who’s content with how they were born than I do with being a man, the second thing just came along automatically with the first thing. Is there any reason people would distinguish between what I’m describing here and a cisgendered person who really values that they weren’t born the wrong sex?

Maybe dumb questions, being honest I don’t understand gender at all because I never feel any pressure to think about it.

I actually love this rule. I had the dunk tank blocked for a year or two because I was finding that the experience of getting angry at random nobodies while scrolling through posts was making hexbear a lot less enjoyable for me. With that said, at some point (a couple months ago?) I saw some great piece of comedy before logging in and decided to unblock.

They already got me, I completely missed the news about the embassy bombing. Happened on April Fool’s day?

We need to consider “don’t check the modlog” as breaking hexbear etiquette if it’s meant sincerely. Like what do you expect us to do when we read that?

Sometimes I still think about this guy’s glowing endorsement of the IDF when he was asked if the US was concerned about civilian deaths way back in early November:

On Israeli efforts to minimize civilian casualties, NSC’s John Kirby says: “We have seen some indications that there are there are efforts being applied in certain scenarios to try to minimize, but I don’t want to overstate that.”

Really helped put things in perspective for me about how ridiculous the demands that we stop backing the IDF are once I understood how much these decisions are weighing on them.

Tag yourselves, I’m innocent husbands.

Yes, Petty-Cake is also from 3.

He’s only in ykw3, but I absolutely love Sighborg Y. I love how you just randomly find them and have no idea what’s going on, the voiceover where there’s a random announcer asking IS THAT THE REAL SIGHBORG Y???, the suspense until he says IT’S A FAKE SIGHBORG Y!, the complete lack of explanation for what the hell Sighborg Y is or why there would be imposters or why you should even care, the fact that he inexplicably gets his own tribe while the other 700 yo-kai are split up pretty evenly through the other tribes, the fact that the only thing useful about him is that his soultimate will turn the yo-kai it hits into other sighborgs, making them just as useless as he is. All of it, it’s great.

Psychic Specters was more or less an improved, more polished version of ykw2. I never played it specifically, but I played Fleshy Souls, which was the first version of 2. I’ve played 3 a lot more though.

The incident like twenty years ago where someone discovered a “lost” Pollock painting and there were heated arguments between historians over whether it was a fake was so funny to me. I don’t have any background in art history myself so take this with a grain of salt, but when I looked at it I saw a bunch of paint splotches, which leads me to believe it was authentic.

I love the idea of getting video calls from your pets. Imagine being in a meeting and you’re like “Hang on guys, I gotta take this” and you get in an argument over the birdseed quality or something.