I like you. You’re good with words.

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This comment is for other readers: they are pulling shit out of their ass, placing blame where they believe it will do the most damage. Do yourself a favor and block them.

It wasn’t the leftists that did this, it was the gullible bumblefucks in rural America.

Your ideas a fun to think about but I don’t see them as improvements

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Because anti-evolutionists decided a myth that the Earth is only 4000 years old is the quickest way to refute claims of evolution.

It’s not an argument one forms by observing evidence.

Good establishments don’t have their gift cards expire.

Gift cards are great if the recipient often shops at a given store, but the giver isn’t sure what they want.

Let’s say I’ve got a friend who loves board games. I don’t want to get them a board game, because A. They might already have it, or B. Someone else might get them the same one. A gift card to a game store would be the perfect gift for them.

I think the problem in your case was that a Dunkin gift card wasn’t a great gift for you specifically, but the giver was trying, so don’t be too hard on them.

I don’t think McCoy is ever depicted as particularly brilliant. He’s just a competent doctor from a time with more advanced technology.

Just figure House and McCoy occupy the same spot

Phil is less likely to outright kill you himself.

House is basically overlapping McCoy

It’s correct without the were. If you added it, the previous comma would need to be a period or semicolon instead.

“Yep that’s a head alright”

I didn’t say I hated it.

If I hate a book I don’t finish it.

Worst book I’ve finished?

Probably Fellowship of the Ring.

Return of the King was great, though.

There are worse books I started and put down.

I used to feel the same way. If you’re talking about the direction you’re moving your hand, it assumes your hand is above, not below.

Had a similar hangup with less than/greater than symbols.

… when?

That’s the food poisoning that’s bad, though, not the diarrhea.

Better than constipation… as long as you can wash off