If both trout and sharks are fish, then so are whales. Mammals are more closely related to trout than trout are to sharks.

Easy, that’s just nRT/P, assuming the pineapple is an ideal gas.

Unironically, language dictates how we think.

Not all women get assaulted. Almost all of us who date men have had an experience where we were legitimately afraid we were about to be assaulted, though. The comic is saying most women have fucked up stories about dating men. Don’t ask if you don’t want to hear them.

Lithium is just gonna be a little fizzy like pop rocks. No explosions, thankfully. The LiOH produced would not be fun for you, but probably won’t hurt anyone else.

A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.

I assumed sleep apnea. CPAP users of today are the past’s “dang he died mysteriously in his sleep, oh well!”

Thank you for the practical advice! Uranus exerts a lot of pressure and getting my tongue up there could be challenging.

We still like to sniff stuff. You’ve got some very sensitive chemoreceptors right on your face, might as well use them!

So you’re saying I can lick Uranus?

Human anatomy: you’re technically always licking it. And now you’re aware of it. Your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Touching your teeth.

Fool me once, shame on… shame on me. Fool me twice? You can’t get fooled again!

Because of the fatal dose of radiation.

Wow you’re a slow reader LOL

I’ll take that as admission that you’re too unintelligent to read.

I stopped reading your comment when I saw you still hadn’t read the article.

I’ll read your comment when you read the article. Challenge level: impossible.

Why would I bother to read your comment when I know it’s wrong?

Skimmed your comment and it’s wrong. Let me know if you ever decide to read the article instead of arguing against an imagined opponent.

You look like a real idiot here. I really suggest you actually read the article instead of “scanning” it. You clearly don’t even understand the term “implicit multiplication” if you’re claiming it’s made up. Implicit multiplication is not the controversial part of this equation, which you would know if you read the article and understood what people in this thread are even talking about. Stop spamming your shitty blog and just. Read. The. Article.

Read the linked article